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''The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way — all of them who have tried to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'''
                                                                                                                                             —Rev. Jerry Falwell, on the 9/11 attacks, Sept. 13, 2001

          Textbooks are Soviet propaganda. ---Jerry Falwell 

 God continues to lift the curtain
and allow the enemies of America
          to give us probably what we deserve.
---Jerry Falwell

But I don't believe anyone
           begins a homosexual.
---Jerry Falwell

And, these Islamic fundamentalists,
these radical terrorists,
these Middle Eastern monsters are committed
to destroying the Jewish nation,
driving her into the Mediterranean,
         conquering the world.
---Jerry Falwell

 

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values
if we decide to approve same-sex marriage,
and if we decide to establish homosexuality
as an acceptable alternative lifestyle
with all the benefits that go with equating it
         with the heterosexual lifestyle.
---Jerry Falwell

 

The whole global warming thing
is created to destroy America's
free enterprise system
        and our economic stability.
---Jerry Falwell


 
 

I don't think religious groups should be allowed
to apply for federal funds to start new ministries
they have not been doing
          before the funding was available.
---Jerry Falwell

 

It is God's planet -
and he's taking care of it.
And I don't believe that anything we do
          will raise or lower the temperature one point.
---Jerry Falwell


 

I am such a strong admirer and supporter
of George W. Bush that if he suggested
eliminating the income tax or doubling it,
         I would vote yes on first blush.
---Jerry Falwell


 

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix
was invented by the Devil to keep Christians
           from running their own country."
---Jerry Falwell


 

"The ACLU is to Christians
what the American Nazi party
           is to Jews."
---Jerry Falwell

 

I hope I live to see the day when,
as in the early days of our country,
we won't have any public schools.
The churches will have taken them over again
and Christians will be running them.
          What a happy day that will be!"
---Jerry Falwell

 

"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals.
To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping
in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ...
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals;
it is God's punishment for the society
             that tolerates homosexuals."
---Jerry Falwell

 

"Nothing will motivate conservative evangelical Christians
to vote Republican in the 2008 presidential election
more than a Democratic nominee named Hillary Rodham Clinton -
not even a run by the devil himself ...
I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate.
She has $300 million so far. But I hope she's the candidate.
Because nothing will energize my [constituency] like Hillary Clinton.
                                   If Lucifer ran, he wouldn't."
--at a "Values Voter Summit"---Jerry Falwell

 

"Grown men should not be having sex
with prostitutes
              unless they are married to them."
---Jerry Falwell

 

"Billy Graham
is the chief servant
            of Satan in America."
---Jerry Falwell


 

"He is purple — the gay-pride color,
and his antenna is shaped like a triangle —
                                 the gay pride symbol."
–from a "Parents Alert" issued in Jerry Falwell's National Liberty Journal, warning that "Tinky Winky," a character on the popular PBS children's show, "Teletubbies," may be gay

 

"You've got to kill the terrorists
        before the killing stops.
---Jerry Falwell


 

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this
because God will not be mocked.
And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies,
we make God mad.
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America --
I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"
                                                                                                                
--on the 9/11 attacks
---Jerry Falwell


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''It may be a blessing in disguise. ...
Something happened a long time ago in Haiti,
and people might not want to talk about it.
Haitians were originally under the heel of the French.
You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever.
And they got together and swore a pact to the devil.
They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French.
True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal.
Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.''

  —Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

 

I mean, George Bush is a man of prayer.
He talks to the lord.
He tries to get his direction
            from the lord.
—Pat Robertson

 

In 1998, I founded the
American Center for Law and Justice,
probably the premier public interest law firm
in America defending
            the rights of believers.
—Pat Robertson

 

Are we a Christian nation now?
It's doubtful.
But did
we start out as one?
           Without question.
—Pat Robertson

 

I thought that communism, the tyranny of communism,
was an abomination and I beseeched God
to bring that terrible evil down and he did.
It was a great triumph, it took awhile,
            but it happened.
—Pat Robertson

 

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family,
political movement that encourages
women to leave their husbands,
kill their children,
practice witchcraft,
destroy capitalism
            and become lesbians.
—Pat Robertson

 

I cite in my book countless examples
of the foundational documents
of the colonial period in America
and the writings of the leaders,
         that this was intended to be a Christian nation.
—Pat Robertson

 

I have a zero tolerance for
sanctimonious morons
           who try to scare people.
—Pat Robertson

 

The founding document
of the United States of America
acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ
         because we are a Christian nation.
—Pat Robertson


 

Many of those people involved
in Adolf Hitler were Satanists,
many were homosexuals -
           the two things seem to go together.
—Pat Robertson